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From: MSN NicknameSassySadie72  (Original Message)Sent: 10/21/2007 7:03 AM
A cat died and went to Heaven..
God met her at the gates and said,
"You have been a good cat all of these years.
Anything you want is yours
for the asking."

The cat thought for a minute and
then said, "All my life I lived on a farm
and slept on hard wooden floors.
I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.

" God said, "Say no more."
Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later,
six mice were killed in an accident
and they all went
to Heaven together.

God met the mice at the gates with the same offer
that He made to the cat.

The mice said,
"Well, we have had to run all of our lives:
from cats, dogs and even people with brooms!
If we could just have some little roller skates,
we would never have to run again.

God answered, "It is done."
All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.

About a week later,
God decided to check on the cat.
He found her sound asleep
on her fluffy pillow.
God gently awakened the cat and
asked, "Is everything OK?

How have you been doing?
Are you happy?"

The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL.
I have never been so happy in my
life! My pillow is fluffy, and
those little Meals on Wheels
you have been
sending over are delicious!"



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