Things To Ponder?

Tell a man that there are 400 Billion stars and he'll believe you, Tell him a bench has wet paint and he still has to touch it!

Why could Superman stop bullets with his chest, but he always ducked when someone threw a gun at him.

If it was a three hour cruise, why did Mrs. Howell have so many clothes with her?

Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients BUT dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

Why buy a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

Why do we wait till a pig is dead to "cure" it?.

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's?"

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

If, instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow, only be troubled and insecure?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that Doctors call what they do, "practice?"

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

If the funeral procession is at night, do the mourners drive with their lights off?

If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?