More Silly Signs

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

In a Non-smoking area:
"If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On Maternity Room door:
"Push, Push, Push."

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

Outside a Hotel:
"Help! We need inn-experienced people."

At an Auto Body Shop:
"May we have the next dents?"

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

On a Music Teacher's door:
"Out Chopin."

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

On the side of a Garbage Truck:
"We've got what it takes to take what you've got."

On the door of a Computer Store:
"Out for a quick byte."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."

Inside a Bowling Alley:
"Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully, we'll wait."