What did the parrot say when she fell in love with the frog?

Polly wants a croaker!



What would you name a parrot made out of plastic?

Polly-Esther!



Who belongs to the P.T.A.?

Parrots and teachers!


How can you tell that birds like shopping at sales?

They're always saying "cheep-cheep".



What kind of bird digs for coal?

A mynah!


Why did the duck put its head in the stream?

To liquidate its bill.



Why did the duck leave the stream?

It had more interest in the bank.



Which vacation spot will really make your pet bird sing for joy?

The Canary Islands!



What kind of fish can you find in a birdcage?

A perch!