What Do Rabbits Do For Us
Lower our blood pressure...then raise it again when they eat their litter for the third time.
Keep our laps warm...and wet when they pee on it.
Make soft grinding noises with their teeth to tell us they are happy...then make loud clanking noises with their dish at 3 AM to tell us the are hungry.
Provide us with a way to wear real fur without killing any animals...of course no one else seems to realize what a tredy fashion statement you are making with shed hair all over your clothing.
Bring us closer to other rabbit people...so we can talk about how the BEST rabbit desiced to moult RIGHT in time for the MOST important show of the year.
Remind us that eating our veggies is good for us...then teach us that sugar tastes better, so we should dig out all the healthy food to get to the sugary treats at the bottom of the dish.
Make us smile...then make our faces twist into a mask of some not entirely known, but definitely bad, emotion when they chew holes in our favourite items.
Teach us how to juggle...because the judges on three different tables, all on opposite ends of the room, just called last call for every one of the rabbits you entered that day.
Toughen our arms...by scratching them until the nerves are so damaged that they are impervious to pain.
Help keep us sane on a stressful day...then create a stressful day by getting out of the cage and making us chase them for hours.
Teach us patience...by nipping us, then looking at us with a face that just BEAMS "Who me? I would NEVER bite!"
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