<Assertive Husband
<;
.<;A husband is advised by a psychiatrist to assert
 <himself.

<"You don't have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home
<and show her you're the boss."

<The husband takes the doctor's advice.
<He rushes home, slams the door, shakes his fist in his
<wife's face, and growls, "From now on, you're taking
<orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when
<you get it on the table, go upstairs, and lay out my
<best clothes. Tonight, I'm going out with the boys,
<and you are going to stay at home where you belong.
<And another thing, guess who's going to comb my
<;hair, give me a shave, and tie my necktie?"

<His wife says calmly, " The undertaker