From:Subject: Fw: LITTLE JOHNNY
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>At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that
>most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and
>that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by
>saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides
>to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is
>greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole
>truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and
>says, "Just don't tell your father."
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>Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home
>from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole
>truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and
>says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very
>pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day
>when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy
>greets him by saying,
>"I know the whole truth."
>The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms,
>and says,
>"Then come give your real father a big hug."