>> > >> > > Here's the final word on nutrition and health. >> > > It's a relief to >> > > know the truth after all those conflicting >> > > medical studies. >> > > >> > > The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer >> > > heart attacks >> > > than the British or Americans. >> > > >> > > The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer >> > > heart attacks >> > > than the British or Americans. >> > > >> > > The Japanese drink very little red wine and >> > > suffer fewer heart >> > > attacks than the British or Americans. >> > > >> > > The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine >> > > and also suffer >> > > fewer heart attacks than the British or >> > > Americans. >> > > >> > > CONCLUSION: >> > > >> > > Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is >> > > apparently what >> > > kills you.