>
>  1.  "Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam" (seen
> on Cape Cod)
>
>  2.  "That's It!  I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an
> 8 year old)
>
>  3.  "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to
> Be When I Grew Up"
>
>  4.  "Procrastinate Now"
>
>  5.  "Rehab Is for Quitters"
>
>  6.  "My Dog Can Lick Anyone"
>
>  7.  "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want
> Fries With That?"
>
>  8.  "Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (on a baby-size
> shirt)
>
>  9.  "Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything
> I've Been Doing Since 15"
>
>  10.  "ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING"
>
>  11.  "West Virginia: One Million People, and 15
> last names"
>
>  12.  "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.  It comes bundled
> with the software"
>
>  13.  "I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN"
>
>  14.  "A hangover is the wrath of grapes"
>
>  15.  "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a
> cash advance"
>
>  16.  "STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP.  Park
> elsewhere!"
>
>  17.  "DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music"
>
>  18.  "He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless
> dead"
>
>  19.  "Time's fun when you're having flies...
> Kermit the Frog"
>
>  20.  "POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN...  Cops have
> nothing to go on."
>
>  21.  "FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle.  Never fired.  Dropped
> once."
>
>  22.  "HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN
> GOSH"
>
>  23.  "A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it
> uses up a thousand times the memory."
>
>  24.  "The Meek shall inherit the earth...  after
> we're through with it."
>
>  25.  "Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a
> banana."
>
>  26.  "HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A
> lifetime commitment for a pig."
>
>  27.  "WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20
> years."
>
>  28.  "The trouble with life is there's no
> background music."
>
>  29.  "IF THERE IS NO GOD, WHO POPS UP THE NEXT
> KLEENEX?"
>
>  30.  "Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!"
>
>  31.  "The original point-and-click interface was a
> Smith & Wesson."
>
>  32.  "MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT"
>
>  33.  "Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble
> a bit."
>
>  34.  "Computer programmers know how to use their
> hardware."
>
>  35.  "MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by
> Three-Mile-Island cleanup team."
>
>  36.  "NyQuil-The stuffy, sneezy,
> why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine."
>
>  37.  "Quoting one is plagiarism.  Quoting many is
> research."
>
>  38.  "My husband and I divorced over religious
> differences.  He thought he was God, and I didn't