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  COMPUTER VIRUSES:
 
  Coming to a hard drive near you, the worst computer viruses yet:
  AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service 
  you're getting.
  MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too 
  much for the AT&T virus.
  Paul Revere Virus: Warns of impending hard disk attack -- once if by 
  LAN, twice if by C:\>.
  Politically Correct Virus: Never calls itself a "virus". Instead, 
  it's an "electronic microorganism."
  Government Spokesman Virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic 
  software says everything is fine.
   
  August 2003 Reader's Digest
  --ALL IN A DAY's WORK--
 
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