I don't belive the merry scrape
A man get's into with just a jape
I found a place where women flow
Like wine but sour grapes do grow.
Now think about a guy like me
I never lie, no, honestly
But I have a nature I think cool
But can't playing the romantic fool
I found this site upon the net
Where music plays so up I get
Sweet ballad croon a soulful sound
I croon along and then I found
This little box in Pandoras' guise
Simply waits for loving lies
Oh happy man, this I be
Each time it 'Pings' is a girl for me
And there I am, l playing cool
Promise marriage to each fool
I see no wrong if you think me sad
When I say words, the girls are glad
Now; a pretty time had come to pass
All those ladies in my farce
How could I know each of the lovers
Know one, you know all the others
They plot my fall, in deadly state
Ignorant I sing, they lie in wait
This night I sit, waiting for word
When I espy words on the board
My name is printed in letters high
Writing which could fill the sky
All women proclaimed me the clown
Who promised love then let them down
They drove me out in profanity broad
While men offered me the sword
American ladies are for me gone
I stick to British from now on!
Please ladies, smile as I pass
But remember this...I never lie!!!
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