wealthy yidish mantsbil buys a fantastish heym arayn Beverly Hills kalifornye err brings arayn a ortik workman keyn baputsn der arayngebn ven der shtele iz finished der homeowner iz kveln mernisht realizes yener err iz forgotten keyn zetsn mezuzahs bay der doors err goes aroys un buys 50 mezuzahs un asks der decorator keyn arayngebn zey bay der rikhtik hant zaytik fun yeder tir oyser oyf der bathrooms err iz faktish umru yener der decorator vel brekl der farb arbetn ODer noyeg zetsn zey aroyf correctly ober ven err kumen tsurikvegs a veynik hours shpeter err sees yener der shtele has been carried aroys keyn zayn gants oyslebn zikh arayn err iz nu tsufridn yener err gives der decorator a bonus als der decorator iz shpatsirndik aroys fun der tir err zogn "Glad du bist freylekh mit der shtele " "By der shteyger ikh nemen aroys der warranties arayn yeder eyns un bindrung zey bay der tabele for`du "

English Translation:

A wealthy Jewish man buys a fabulous home in Beverly Hills, California. He brings in a local workman to decorate the place.
When the job is finished, the homeowner is delighted but realizes that he's forgotten to put mezuzahs on the doors.
He goes out and buys 50 mezuzahs and asks the decorator to place them on the right hand side of each door except for the bathrooms.
He's really worried that the decorator will chip the paint work or won't put them up correctly.
However, when he comes back a few hours later, he sees that the job has been carried out to his entire satisfaction.
He's so pleased that he gives the decorator a bonus. As the decorator is walking out of the door he says, "Glad you're happy with the job..." "By the way, I took out the warranties in each one and left them on the table for you!"