*Ever notice that a human baby doesn鈥檛 walk until it鈥檚 tall enough to reach a
parent鈥檚 hand?
*Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the
drive before it has stopped snowing.
*鈥漈here is only one pretty child in the world and every parent has It.锟?-
Chinese Proverb.
*I asked Mom if I was a gifted child 鈥he said they certainly wouldn鈥檛 have
paid for me.
*Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every effort
to teach them good manners.
*Children will soon forget your presents, but they will always remember your
presence.
*Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what
you shouldn鈥檛 have said.
*The main purpose of holding children鈥檚 parties is to remind yourself that
there are children more awful than your own.
*Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the next step of
blaming my parents.
*We did have to childproof our home about 3 years ago 锟?but somehow they
still get in!
*Be nice to your kids. They鈥檒l choose your nursing home.
*Grandchildren are God鈥檚 reward for not killing your children.
*Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
*When mama isn鈥檛 happy, isn鈥檛 anybody happy.
*You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of
the time, but you can never fool a Mom.
*I love to give homemade gifts 锟? which one of my kids do you want?
*A child鈥檚 greatest period of growth is the month after you鈥檝e purchased new
school clothes.
*Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and
talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.
*The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of
their time each day.
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