If you go back 800 years most of us on this site are related to Obama and McCain and to each other.

Crap, Mark. YOU might have the dusky skin tone and protruberant watery eyes displayed by anyone west of London (see Bristol Slave trade) but my DNA is 100% human.

I never been called dusky before. I avoid the sun at all costs, English summers are just too damn hot. As for my protruding parts I'll keep the details to myself. 

Mark's reference to his portruding parts in #8 begs the question:   Have you entered flesh yet Mark?

 

T-Dog

I think T-Dog deserves, as an award for his persistence, an answer.

Nec vi, nec clam, nec precario.

Flash, I am a trained interrogator & shall persist until I crack him.

 

T-Dog

Do it. Blandly, mercilessly, yet.......wittily.

Flash, Clueseau has nothing on me.

 

T-Dog

 

p.s.  Saw Steve Martin's version of the Pink Panther last nite.   Pale compared to Peter Sellers.

Give me the report when ready

This would also mean that Cheney has some of the royal blood in him as he and Obama's mom where very distantly related. Either that or cheney's ancestor's owned Obama's. I forget which.

It's no big deal really. Most of us have got Royal blood somewhere down the line, the only difference being that they can prove it, most of us can't.

This is why it is inadvisable to have a royal class all they do is run amok spreading their seed and creating bastards.   Makes you wonder if Willy and Harry have some older or younger siblings.

I'll bet there were some discreet investigations before Prince Charles married Camilla to make sure that her two children by her first husband WERE by her first husband. Otherwise it would create a Constitutional crisis.

#17.

"The m(e)n who would be king". JFK, Clinton.....