Although I truly try to avoid shopping at any "big box" store in general, & Wal-Mart in particular & much prefer shopping at the dwindling "mom & pop" stores & paying the big buck, my lady insisted on visiting our local Wal-Mart to do some of her Xmas shopping early this morning.  I took the opportunity to accompany her & do some people watching &  while analyzing the Wally shoppers I witnessed the following:

 

Morbid obesity rampant

Adorned in cheap ill fitting Chinese clothing

Gimps & crips galore

Vacant stares

Missing chromosomes prevelant

Buses arriving with helmet wearing window lickers

Massive use of Social Services "wellie" debit cards

 

I then transformed myself into the Flashman mantra:

 

"If you can cast doubts on the skills & ability of others, there's no end to the things you can fail at without being noticed" & immediately felt better about myself.  A catharsis for me that I shall repeat on a weekly basis from now on.

 

The cleansed T-Dog