Nothing to see here, such a lonely site, so I thought I'd use it as a dedication to a very brave soldier.

 

I guess they had Army ROTC on the USS Arzonia

Is that Army ROTC? Seems to have lots of medals. I was University OTC. They never issued me with a big piece of kit like that.

 

Like the story of the wee Irishman who goes to a wedding. Wakes up in the morning, pitch black room, head spinning, puke running down his chest, feels a huge musky fleshy mound next to him.

 

Recoils in horror, spins round to make his escape,feels another huge mound of flesh, muskier, bigger, great bat like eyelashes scraping his chest. Spins around cocks his leg over it to escape, and before he can open his eyes, a voice booms in his ear: "Not me bo':- ah's just de bridesmaid!"

they both look like they got an extra chromosome

Are OTC members issued with those chromosomes or do we buy our own?

 

Is that what those chest ribbons #2 are for?

could be the by product of previous Government issues...

 

they were spawned from  napalm

I think you're just jealous, James. It's the glamour of the uniform. Sure-fire pull.