Seafire, and everyone, I hope you had a lovely Christmas Day.  Happy New Year all!

BETTER LATE THAT NEVER, WISHING ONE AND ALL A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND THE HAPPIEST OF NEW YEARS.

IF I EAT ANOTHER THING I THINK I WILL DIE.

OH WHAT'S THAT ANOTHER NANAIMO BAR YOU SAY!

OK, JUST ONE.

NOW THAT I THINK OF IT, I BET THE FOREIGNERS HERE DON'T KNOW WHAT A NANAIMO BAR IS.

A nanaimo bar is a vaseline infused confection laced with sugar, cherries and oyster sauce used as a Canadian suppository during the party season.

 

 

2 nanaimo bars preparing to mate.

Breakfast today of all days is grilled duck neck, (flake the meat oof the bones with a fork) moistened with raw duck giblets with chinese style ducks foot web crisps sprinkled over the top.

 

Christmas breakfasts demand port.

 

Christmas lunch for Magna and victim. Note his meat had been cut up so he can eat it with fork only, Canadian Couth strikes again. More important is it liberates his left hand for its under table expedition.

 

2 tiny little glasses of wine, while Magna (for the second hour running) lectures victim on the fallacy of brewer's droop. Note bowl of lately fruited cannabis plants on table camouflaged by roses in the hope the Mounties might be conned into beleiveing roses flower in December (see open venetian blind slat behind victim.

 

Note incredibly tightly curled and dyed hairpeices and girlie's razor parting with bleached roots. Flat chest. No make-up.

 

Don't worry, the silence will crack, they will start rubbing nanimao pie in each others' cleavages, and another successful Magna christmas will start!!!!!!!!

 

WHY IS IT THAT I THINK THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE PEEKED AND LOOKED IT UP FLASH.

looked what up, PBA?

 

That happens to be my own script,

DAM BUGGERS MELT IN YOUR MOUTH AND IN YOUR HANDS ALSO IF YOUR NOT FAST ENOUGH.

Sorry You mean I looked up nanaimo pie? No. If it's on a PBA post it's got to be vaseline impregnated and a suppository and an aphrodisiac otherwise you'd be totally unaware of its existence.

(See PBA kirsch chest-rub)

 

NANAIMO BRITISH COLUMBIA IS IT'S BIRTH PLACE. DAM YANKEES TRYING TO SAY IT'S CALLED A NEW YORK SLICE. WHAT DO THEY KNOW, EH!

A NY Slice is Pizza Pete and I make it better than they do in NY.  Be nice and someday you can have the recipe.

 

NOTE PIC OF MAGNA AGAIN. GRUBBY LITTLE WORM'S GOT A FLUKE IN HIS TIE. THAT WAS 4 PUNISHMENT PARADES AT SANDHURST.

NO WONDER HE NEVER SCORES.

 

WHERE'S HIS LEFT HAND NOW?