A huge who'e with no instruction sheet, pay collect.

Some of the gifts were sad.  The lady who spent Christmas alone because her sister didn't think she would fit in with the other 16 guests.  The lady who didn't get a gift becsause her daughter was saving to go to Africa. 

I agree, Snowbird.  Some of them were truly sad.  But some were funny, like the talking dog collar.  I came to the conclusion that mothers-in-law were the worst gift givers of all.  The meanness of some people just can't be underestimated.

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8 big Ho'es for Snow with webcam

Flash???

Snow Your conscience betrayed you.

 

8 'Ho'e s as in "hey mister wanna pull a train?"

 

(Hogarth's "The Rake's Progress".We had this etching on our Officer's mess corridor wall. Allegedly the guys in the queue are all Anglican priests - ask T-Dog))

The young Snowbird (allegedly)

 

Your cartoom is historically correct but it was one of my boys.  He came home from visisting a show in NY with his high schoool class and the next thing wanted to take a nap.

Whuch cartoon, Snow? Rake's progress was done in your extreme youth 1723, (famous as Mark's first pornographic examinations) bit too early to be one of your boy's.

The other flaw in your story is that when you are young, you fall in love with the who'e, and just slide back home for the contents of your Pa's wallet a change of clothes (this is normally when Mommy catches you) a raw beef sandwich and out again for a second helping.

 

Then at midnight this gentleman knocks on your Pa's door

 

Hands your Dad back his  empty wallet, pulls you (trussed like a turkey) out of the boot, and tells your Dad to keep you away from the who's as you're ruining his business.

 

Naturally your dad then discovers the Pimp's his old Mathematics  master, and the night drifts away to endless reminiscences about Pythagoras and all. Ask Mark.