Mark
You are not doing a wonderful thing.
You are arousing T-Dog's envy by being a pervert. State subsidised.
When I read " The mausoleum was a big hit as it's rarely opened and people, especially kids, are fascinated by coffins that have been lying untouched for 150 years or more."
You are going for a paedophiliac /necrophiliac orgy. And then you end with the raunchy unrepentant
"Doing it again tomorrow for four hours."
Tell us by the way, do you and the kids connect before or after the coffins?
Sunday should sack you. She's too niaive.