This is the ABSOLUTE best recipe for fruitcake.
1 cup water - 1tsp baking soda - 1 cup sugar 1 tsp salt - 4
Large eggs - 1 cup brown sugar - 2 cups dried fruit - a few
Drops lemon juice - 1 cup nuts and 1 gallon whiskey
0-Sample the whiskey to check quality
1-Take a large bowl
2-check the whiskey again to make sure it is of the highest Quality
3-pour 1 level cup and drink
4-repeat
5-turn electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy Bowl
6-add 1 tsp sugar and beat again
7-make sure whiskey is still ok, try another cup
8-turn off the mixer
9-break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of Dried fruit
10-mix on the turner
11-if the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaters, pry it loose With a drewscriver
12-sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity
13-next,sift 2 cups salt, or something, who cares
14-check the whiskey
15-now, sift the lemon juice and strain the nuts
16-add 1 tbs sugar or something, whatever you can find
17-grease the oven
18-turn on the cake pan to 350 degrees
19-don't forget to beat off the turner
20-throw the bowl out the window
21-check the whiskey
22-go to bed.....who the heck likes fruitcake anyway?
Free Forum Hosting
Important Announcement
Prev Discussion
Send Replies to My Inbox
Recommend
First 