Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. <o:p></o:p>

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Man who run in front of car get tired. <o:p></o:p>

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Man who run behind car get exhausted. <o:p></o:p>

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. <o:p></o:p>

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. <o:p></o:p>

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to  <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Bangkok</st1:place></st1:City> <o:p></o:p>

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Man with one chopstick go hungry. <o:p></o:p>

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. <o:p></o:p>

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. <o:p></o:p>

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. <o:p></o:p>

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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.  <o:p></o:p>

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. <o:p></o:p>

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. <o:p></o:p>

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. <o:p></o:p>

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.  <o:p></o:p>

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. <o:p></o:p>

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. <o:p></o:p>

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. <o:p></o:p>

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. <o:p></o:p>

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew. <o:p></o:p>

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget