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| | | From: Joy | Sent: 11/14/2008 6:14 PM |
JB who was fascinated by the fire, never heard her but Robert, who is always keen to what's going on looked at Joy and said.... "is ther something burning?" |
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| | | From: JohnBoy | Sent: 11/15/2008 3:29 AM |
JB who was fascinated by the fire, never heard her but Robert, who is always keen to what's going on looked at Joy and said.... "is ther something burning?" And right at that precise moment a thundercloud moved overhead. The sky darkened, even darker than the backside of Robert's underwear if you can believe it, and then suddenly a voice was heard coming down from the heavens.................. |
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| | | From: Joy | Sent: 11/16/2008 6:28 PM |
And right at that precise moment a thundercloud moved overhead. The sky darkened, even darker than the backside of Robert's underwear if you can believe it, and then suddenly a voice was heard coming down from the heavens.................. "Oh for my sake, tell me Lesley, do you count the eyebrows as well, or don't you" |
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And right at that precise moment a thundercloud moved overhead. The sky darkened, even darker than the backside of Robert's underwear if you can believe it, and then suddenly a voice was heard coming down from the heavens.................. "Oh for my sake, tell me Lesley, do you count the eyebrows as well, or don't you" .....Nope lesley replied...except on Sundays when you get extra points, but thats only to please Grandma!, Silently the Minister walked alongside Mrs McCreedy as she lit up a cigar not minding if................... |
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| | | From: Joy | Sent: 11/16/2008 11:46 PM |
And right at that precise moment a thundercloud moved overhead. The sky darkened, even darker than the backside of Robert's underwear if you can believe it, and then suddenly a voice was heard coming down from the heavens.................. "Oh for my sake, tell me Lesley, do you count the eyebrows as well, or don't you" .....Nope lesley replied...except on Sundays when you get extra points, but thats only to please Grandma!, Silently the Minister walked alongside Mrs McCreedy as she lit up a cigar not minding if...................the sparks ignited her beard. Again the skies darkened and thunder crashed as only thunder can crash. Lesley was pondering JB's statement about Roberts black backside and she decided to use the opportunity of the burning beard or some woman, to check the validity of what JB had said. Rob screamed the unearthly scream of one........... |
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| | | From: JohnBoy | Sent: 11/17/2008 3:38 AM |
Rob screamed the unearthly scream of one...........who has just found out he's about to be audited by the IRS. It seems they didn't mind all his illegal gambling operations, what they were really after was to find out just how deep he was into..... |
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| | | From: Joy | Sent: 11/17/2008 3:04 PM |
Rob screamed the unearthly scream of one...........who has just found out he's about to be audited by the IRS. It seems they didn't mind all his illegal gambling operations, what they were really after was to find out just how deep he was into..... sheepdip. Again the thunder crashed and a voice was heard from above........it was Tony who was working the wobbly metal board to make the thunder sounds.............."Look mate, are we getting back to the spooky part of this story, or shall I just go home?" he asked, in his best Essex boy accent, which clearly Joy forgot to type into this part of the story............... |
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| | | From: JohnBoy | Sent: 11/18/2008 3:52 AM |
Rob screamed the unearthly scream of one...........who has just found out he's about to be audited by the IRS. It seems they didn't mind all his illegal gambling operations, what they were really after was to find out just how deep he was into..... sheepdip. Again the thunder crashed and a voice was heard from above........it was Tony who was working the wobbly metal board to make the thunder sounds.............."Look mate, are we getting back to the spooky part of this story, or shall I just go home?" he asked, in his best Essex boy accent, which clearly Joy forgot to type into this part of the story...............because just before that she had noticed with horror that her vibrator, which had been set on fully automatic mode, had gone completely out of control. Evidence of that was seeing Tony (or Robert, Jecklais or or JB, or insert your name here) running down the street screaming...... |
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| | | From: Joy | Sent: 11/18/2008 8:57 PM |
Again the thunder crashed and a voice was heard from above........it was Tony who was working the wobbly metal board to make the thunder sounds.............."Look mate, are we getting back to the spooky part of this story, or shall I just go home?" he asked, in his best Essex boy accent, which clearly Joy forgot to type into this part of the story...............because just before that she had noticed with horror that her vibrator, which had been set on fully automatic mode, had gone completely out of control. Evidence of that was seeing Tony (or Robert, Jecklais or or JB, or insert your name here) running down the street screaming...... that he/they, were under attack by a vibrating vibrator. When the police finally caught up with him/them, they contacted JB, because he is the glorious leader of this little wooly cove of insanit. JB immediately denied knowing him/them and recommended a padded cell and a straight jacket............. "Hey"........an Aussie accented voice called out...."I have one of those!!!" |
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Again the thunder crashed and a voice was heard from above........it was Tony who was working the wobbly metal board to make the thunder sounds.............."Look mate, are we getting back to the spooky part of this story, or shall I just go home?" he asked, in his best Essex boy accent, which clearly Joy forgot to type into this part of the story...............because just before that she had noticed with horror that her vibrator, which had been set on fully automatic mode, had gone completely out of control. Evidence of that was seeing Tony (or Robert, Jecklais or or JB, or insert your name here) running down the street screaming...... that he/they, were under attack by a vibrating vibrator. When the police finally caught up with him/them, they contacted JB, because he is the glorious leader of this little wooly cove of insanit. JB immediately denied knowing him/them and recommended a padded cell and a straight jacket............. "Hey"........an Aussie accented voice called out...."I have one of those!!! And I use it to..... |
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| | | From: Joy | Sent: 11/19/2008 4:34 PM |
Again the thunder crashed and a voice was heard from above........it was Tony who was working the wobbly metal board to make the thunder sounds.............."Look mate, are we getting back to the spooky part of this story, or shall I just go home?" he asked, in his best Essex boy accent, which clearly Joy forgot to type into this part of the story...............because just before that she had noticed with horror that her vibrator, which had been set on fully automatic mode, had gone completely out of control. Evidence of that was seeing Tony (or Robert, Jecklais or or JB, or insert your name here) running down the street screaming...... that he/they, were under attack by a vibrating vibrator. When the police finally caught up with him/them, they contacted JB, because he is the glorious leader of this little wooly cove of insanity. JB immediately denied knowing him/them and recommended a padded cell and a straight jacket............. "Hey"........an Aussie accented voice called out...."I have one of those!!! And I use it to.....stop myself from biting my nails - that is why I have to bite other people's............. |
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| | | From: JohnBoy | Sent: 11/20/2008 3:24 AM |
Again the thunder crashed and a voice was heard from above........it was Tony who was working the wobbly metal board to make the thunder sounds.............."Look mate, are we getting back to the spooky part of this story, or shall I just go home?" he asked, in his best Essex boy accent, which clearly Joy forgot to type into this part of the story...............because just before that she had noticed with horror that her vibrator, which had been set on fully automatic mode, had gone completely out of control. Evidence of that was seeing Tony (or Robert, Jecklais or or JB, or insert your name here) running down the street screaming...... that he/they, were under attack by a vibrating vibrator. When the police finally caught up with him/them, they contacted JB, because he is the glorious leader of this little wooly cove of insanity. JB immediately denied knowing him/them and recommended a padded cell and a straight jacket............. "Hey"........an Aussie accented voice called out...."I have one of those!!! And I use it to.....stop myself from biting my nails - that is why I have to bite other people's.............Throats. After all, this has been a spooky story.  |
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