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| | From:  lanles0 (Original Message) | Sent: 11/14/2008 4:00 AM |
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love it lesley realy good my uncle used to smoke a pipe as I do he was always banned to shed lol |
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| | | From: JohnBoy | Sent: 11/15/2008 3:04 AM |
Joy yer shed sounds lovely, I'd like to make a reservation there for the time I'll be coming over ta visit. |
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| | | From: Joy | Sent: 11/16/2008 6:30 PM |
Oh boy are you in luck!! We have a lovely garden bed, now in the shed..........it is wrapped up in plastic, to keep the spiders from making a home in it, BUT, we can either unwrap it now, or wait until you arrive if you are squeamish............ I may even bully DH into cleaning the window for you.............or better still, we could lock him in there and you share the house with me? |
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| | | From: JohnBoy | Sent: 11/17/2008 3:34 AM |
That sounds good really Joy but before I decide, I needs ta know where are the spiders?
I get kinda lonely at night without some pets to keep me company ya know. |
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| | | From: Joy | Sent: 11/17/2008 3:14 PM |
The shed has got spiders, the garage has got spiders, and the loft has got spiders, you are welcome to to into any of those places to play with the creatures Bossman, but you must leave them in there because if they make their way into my area of the house, I have to introduce them to my "Relocating" device....................the vacuum.  Once you have finished playing in one of the three spider designated areas, and you wish to come into my areas of the house to play with me  you will have to remove all of your clothing and give it a good shake - outside of the house, I will watch from the window and then when you come into the house, I will have to use the "Search and destroy" device, on your person.................the vacuum. Are you ok with this arrangement or do you want to forget about playing with the spiders? |
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| | | From: JohnBoy | Sent: 11/18/2008 4:05 AM |
That sounds pretty good to me Joy, but tell me more about this vacuum thinger ok?
I mean like does it require KY Jelly or anything like that? |
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| | | From: Joy | Sent: 11/18/2008 8:51 PM |
 ....hmmmm, that is a puzzle, I have never thought of vacuuming jelly before, but it may work, it would sort of splodge onto the spiders and trap them, like insects in amber? I have lime, lemon or raspberry jelly, would they be any good? |
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| | | From: JohnBoy | Sent: 11/19/2008 3:39 AM |
No, no, no....do I hafta splain everything in detail to you woman?
Sigh........
The reason why the KY jelly is necessary is so we can smear it all over the doorknobs so some certain nosey people, whose names I won't mention but their initials are Robert and Lesley, caint sneak up on us while we're tuning up the vacuum. |
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| | | From: Joy | Sent: 11/19/2008 4:19 PM |
We could smear the doorknobs with superglue, except I would get stuck, or we could smear them with oil or soap so that their hands cannot get a grip on the doorknob...............................actually, I find it funny when you connect live wires to a metal doorknob and someone grabs it................. I know it works because I saw it in that documentary......"Home Alone"............. |
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