I do realise that you are a man who has needs, most of them insane, and probably illegal of course, but, I guess a man has to do what a man has to do............I suspected you were seeing Dolly again when I saw this picture.............

and of course it bothers me that you are blindfolding someone else, at least promise me that you didn't do "our" special thing, with her..............you know, with the wet celery, the flying helmet and the egg whisk.............