From: Patty Kiser [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Thursday, October 11, 2007 5:09 PM
To: Becky Taylor; Debbie Scherer; Gayla Tyson; Greg Allington; Jerry Hayenga; Linsey Gonzales; Nancy Kopp; Sandra Rueda; Stacey Dye; Wayne Garrett
Subject: Kid's science answers

  Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

 Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

 Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
 A: Keep it in the cow.

  Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

 Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

 Q: What happens to your body as you age?
 A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

 Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

 Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

< B> Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium con tains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.

 Q: What is the fibula?
 A: A small lie.

 Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.

 Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome .

 Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight