2 people standing on a concrete rectangle on a stinking hot day, bashing the shit outta a lil green fluffy coated rubber ball, grunting and groaning with each swat, to turn around in the end - to flop onto the concrete, or bound around like an idiot ......... and the worst part is, they are getting PAID to do it.

(Shan's note: something tells me I won't be on Andre Agassi's chrissy card list this year ..... lmao)