The Sanguin Chalis Inn

A friend sent me this email and i thought i would share

the most romantic first line and most unromantic second line.

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

sugar is sweet

and so are you.

But the roses are wilting,

the violets are dead,

the sugar bowl's empty

and so is your head.

After you, my love, my only prize

Would be a bullet between the eyes.

Of loving beauty you float with grace

if only you could hide your face.

I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes .

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

Every time I see your face

I wish I were in outer space.

I saw your face as you walked by

But then I saw a better guy.

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,

If its true, I'd prefer you inside out.

What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

I see your face when I am dreaming

that's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe go to hell.