Dear Members

 

This picture below was taken by a stunned Japanese tourist moments before he fainted from shock.

 

It seems that an American Tourist going by the name of BloodWolf decided that horses and camels were boring modes of transport, and that automobiles were unenvironmentally friendly, so she decided to try an unusual form of indigenous of travel, and leap frogged up onto the back of a large red kangaroo, howling at the top of her lungs "YEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWW!!!!!!".

 

 

 

Luckily, or unluckily for the boisterous American, the red kangaroo is used to these kinds of tourists trying out the stupid idea of trying to riding a kangaroo, and just stood there calmly and let his picture being taken, whilst young lady repeatedly booted the hapless kangaroo in the ribs, getting frustrated that it hadn't made some much as a hop.

 

The reporter of the local paper, The Daily Bullshit, stated that the police came along and dragged the tourist off the kangaroo, despite her furious protests.  I also wish to advise, that both the kangaroo and the Japanese tourist are both recovering well after event.