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The ritual feast is pureed.
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Last Beltaine, the coven decided it would be nice to go out to dinner to celebrate.
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The last time you tried to do a spiral dance, your oxygen feeds got tangled.
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Viagra is kept in the coven supplies.
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The maiden of the coven is a grandmother.
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The ritual room is outfitted with defibrillators.
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The coveners drive their RV’s to Scottsdale, AZ for Mabon.
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When you are at a festival, you go to bed at sunset.
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It takes the whole coven to move the cauldron.
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The High Priest still has a vendetta going against Richard Nixon.
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You find yourself using your pendulum over the stock pages in the newspaper.
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You tell an initiate that in your day you had to slog through 5 feet of snow uphill both ways when you did a Yule ritual.
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You drop your teeth in the ritual cup.
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At Samhain, you see more of your coveners in the Wild Hunt than you do in circle.
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You put your athame in the chalice during ritual, but you can’t remember why.
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You hold an all-night blow-out drum frenzy and none of your neighbors noticed.
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You use Glen Miller records for trance music.
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All of your ritual robes are tie-died.
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Your coven has a 401(k) retirement plan.
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A nitro pill vial replaces the crystal on your pendant.