About two weeks ago, God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the repulsive behavior that was going on. So God called one of the angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were being good because he wanted to encourage them...give them a little something to help them keep going.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE EMAIL SAID ??
Okay, just wondering. I didn't get one either.