The Sanguin Chalis Inn

25 REASONS WHY IT ROCKS TO BE WICCAN
Author Unknown

1. No confessing unless you want to.

2. BELTANE!!!

3. You can't go to any other church nekkid, can you?

4. You can bring up the topic of Aleister Crowley in a mixed
   crowd, and be guaranteed an evening of entertainment.

5. You get to claim bagging rights on your past incarnations.

6. You get all the drama, pageantry, chanting, and incense of
   Catholicism, without the guilt

7. Sex is holy.

8. Aphrodite, baby!

9. Accidental Maypole bondage is all part of the scene!

10. You're not only allowed to manipulate the odds, you're
    expected to!

11. You can make people nervous just by having a black cat.

12. If you're male, you get to scoff at the blunts who don't know
     whether to call you a warlock or a manwitch.

13. You can tell someone the difference between upright and
    inverse pentacles...

14. And no one really busts you out if you make it all up!

15. You can bring a deck of cards to a party and suddenly you're
    everyone's best friend.

16. You get to pick your own name.

17. If your name sounds like you were on peyote when you chose
    it, you're still probably in good company.

18. No one is bothered if you decide to change your circle name
    every other week.

19. You have more fun with Jehovah's Witnesses than anybody.

20. You also have more fun at family gatherings when the topic of
    where Christmas REALLY came from arises.

21. Your medicant skills can have your apoplectic uncle up and
    breathing again after the aforementioned conversation, with
    nothing more than your aunt's common cooking herbs.

22. You may not like your fat thighs much, but you always know a
    Goddess who's WAY fatter!

23. You understand the language of cats, birds, trees, wind,
    faeries, or whatever.

24. If you just pretend to understand the above-mentioned
    language, other pagans won't bust you out.

25. You have more fun at Halloween than anyone else in the world!