This guy had the right idea imo lol. Ditch the complicated life and live waaay out somewhere with your pet possum
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--L.B.
UK expat denies he is Lord Lucan
The 7th Earl of Lucan disappeared in 1974 after the murder of his children's nanny in Belgravia, London.
Mr Woodgate lives in a battered Land Rover near the country town of Marton with a cat, a pet possum called Redfern and goat named Camilla.