This guy had the right idea imo lol. Ditch the complicated life and live waaay out somewhere with your pet possum

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 --L.B.
  
 UK expat denies he is Lord Lucan
  
   
 The 7th Earl of Lucan disappeared in 1974 after the murder of his children's nanny in Belgravia, London.
 Mr Woodgate lives in a battered Land Rover near the country town of Marton with a cat, a pet possum called Redfern and goat named Camilla.