Tick's South Park Madness

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This is just great! I thought I'd start a new place where we can all post amusing quotes that we run across in our daily lives.

Here's my first one:

Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there’d be a Microsoft? Of course not. You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think, “You’ll see. I’m going to take of the world of computers! I’ll show them.�?

Willie Nelson's Words of Wisdom on Aging

Whether or not you are a country fan,

this is truly the work of a deep thinker,

and a highly intelligent person.

So simple, yet so profound. Words of wisdom from that famous philosopher, Willie Nelson

regarding his 75th birthday.

'I have outlived my dick.'

"Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace with yourself." --Amelia Earhart

ok you are getting a shitful of great quotes..

and all in one posts...

The Middleman:

The Middleman: “If we don’t crack this, we’re going to end up manacled to a doomsday device while a friendly female voice counts down the seconds to detonation.�?BR>Wendy: “Will this scenario involve me wearing a bikini again?�?BR>The Middleman: “Not necessary. But it will involve a carefully worded monologue, which will be the last thing we hear.�?/P>

Wendy: “Do you want a cold pocket?�?/P>

Ida: “O.C.D.’s talking and its talking crazy.�?/P>

The Middleman: “Dubbie, it is I, The Middleman.�?BR>Wendy: “Really? Calling me on the Middlewatch that only we have?�?/P>

Wendy: “Who leaves a palindrome?�?BR>The Middleman: “Typical supervillain horse feathers. Can’t wait to hear this guy’s monologue. “I am the Palindrome. Feel my power. Power my feel. Palindrome the am I�? Peter piping weirdos.�?/P>

The Middleman (to The Palindrome): “Really, no evil twisted plan you need to get off your chest?�?/P>

Parallel Universe Pip: “I’m sorry? Mirror universe?�?BR>Wendy: “A parallel universe, where everyone who’s good is evil and evil is good. It’s like that episode of Star Trek where Spock had a goatee and Chekov tried to…�?BR>Parallel Universe Pip: “Star Trek. You mean the sci-series from the 60s starring the great George Takei?�?BR>Wendy: “It is an evil universe.�?/P>

Wendy: “Manical laughter, didn’t see that one coming.�?/P>

Parallel Universe Lacey: “Dub Dub, why is there another Dub Dub?�?/P>

“Do you want a cold pocket?�?/DIV>

is one that really made me laugh last night

"It's easier for a rich man to enter a camel if he stands on a box"

Boop-boop-boop-ee-doop!

I can picture you reenacting South Park!! It was probably even funnier!!

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.

"Never eat more than you can lift." -- Miss Piggy, Muppet extraordinaire

"By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry'..." -�?Gary Larson, The Far Side, humorist

"C is for cookie, it's good enough for me; oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C." -- Cookie Monster, Sesame Street

Get movtivated and save the threads..post today~~Dark

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