Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

 A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
 When you are done you will have a place to live.


 Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?

 A: On their foreheads.



Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter
 antique stores?

 A: Gosh, I remember these.  (i do this and im not near 60)