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From: MSN NicknameRãçhël1  (Original Message)Sent: 8/18/2008 7:47 PM

 
 
 Beware, they lurk at the end of telephones, customer service counters,
behind the wheel of fast moving cars. They are everywhere and you can't tell
them from normal until they do something or speak!  (EEK, I have done one of these-Ruth)

IDIOT SIGHTING :
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that
one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the
opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears
made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you
need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said,
'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two...'
  We haven't used Sears repair since.
 
IDIOT SIGHTING
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the
clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She
said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you
can just give me a dollar bill back.'  She sighed and went to get the
manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back
the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of
thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back$1 and 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.

IDIOT SIGHTING :
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING
sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
I don't think this is a good place for  them to be crossing anymore.'
 From   Kingman ,   KS

IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE :
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce..' He said he was sorry, but
they only had iceburg lettuce.
  From  Kansas City
 
IDIOT SIGHTING :
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To
which I replied , 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He
smiled knowingly and nodded,'That's why we ask.'
Happened in   Birmingham ,   Ala.

IDIOT SIGHTING The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross
the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of
mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it
signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What
on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She was a probation officer in   Wichita ,   KS
 
IDIOT SIGHTING :
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the
company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun.
We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just
looked at each other with that deer-in -the-headlights stare.
This was a lunch at  Texas Instruments.
 
IDIOT SIGHTING :
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and
for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn
on. (Sputter sputter--when there are 4 plugs waiting to be plugged in, it's easy to get confused  #:~()
A deputy with the   Dallas   County Sheriffs office, no less.

IDIOT SIGHTING :
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealer ship to pick up our
car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers
side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the
door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the
technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton ,   Mississippi
 
STAY ALERT!
They walk among us.... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they
REPRODUCE..  and I think some of them are possibly running the country.







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     re: Just for fun   MSN Nickname§må®t§õftbìõñdè  8/18/2008 11:44 PM