"Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded,
to thank Thee for the turkey before us...
a turkey which was no doubt a lively,
intelligent bird... a social being...
capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young
 with almost human- like compassion.

Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it.

 Please give our respects to its family."

(Mickey Rooney)

Stuffed Turkey

Baby Bruno was sitting in his grandmother's kitchen, 
watching her prepare the Thanksgiving meal.

"What are you doing?" Bruno asked.

"Oh, I'm just stuffing the turkey," his grandmother replied.

"That's cool!" Bruno said. 
"Are you going to hang it next to the deer?"

Asked to write a composition entitled, 
"What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving,"
 little Timothy wrote, 
"I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

Words of advice:

Never eat more than you can lift.

Eat right.....stay fit.....die anyway.....

Have A Wonderful

Thanksgiving!