ACCOUNT: A Countess's husband.
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BARIUM: What we do to most people when they die.
CATSCAN: Searching for kitty.
CATALOGS: Rails used to build cow fences.
CLOTHES DRYER: An appliance designed to eat socks.
COFFEE: A person who is coughed upon.
DERANGE: Where de buffalo roam.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EXPERIENCE : The name men give to their mistakes.
FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him/her.
GROCERY LIST:. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.
GUM: Adhesive for the hair.
HEROES : What a guy in a boat does.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
KISSING: A means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other
MYTH: A female moth.
OVERSTUFFED RECLINER: Mom's nickname for Dad.
PARADOX : Two physicians.
PELVIS: Second cousin to Elvis.
PRIVATE TUTOR: Someone who doesn't fart in public.
RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.
SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.
SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official.
URINE: Opposite of you're out.
VEGETARIAN: Old Indian word for bad hunter.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
ZUCCHINI: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it.
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