"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find
 me awife." (Tom, 5)

 "On the first date, they just tell each other lies,
 and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a
 second date." (Mike, 9)

"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough
bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." (Jim, 10)

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something
to do with how you smell.  That's why perfume and deoderant are so popular." (Jan, 9)

"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it.  It takes too long." (Leo, 7)

 
ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE:

"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne,  8)

"It isn't always just how you look.  Look at me, I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me  yet." (Gary, 7)

"Beauty is skin deep.  But how rich you are can last a longtime." 
(Christine, 9)

 
CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS:

"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." (Dave, 8)

 

 

 

"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The  Simpsons' is on television." (Anita, 6)

"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it.  I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." (Bobby, 8)

"I'm not rushing into being in love.  I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." (Regina, 10)

 
THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER:

"One of you should know how to write a check.  Because even if  you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot ofbills." (Ava, 8)

"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers.  You might  get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." (Alonzo, 9)

"One way is to take the girl out to eat.  Make sure it's something she likes to eat.  French fries usually work for me." (Bart, 9)

 

"The person is thinking, Yeah, I really do love him.  But I hope he showers at least once a day." (michelle,9)

 

"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." (Tom, 7)

"Be a good kisser.  It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." (Randy,8)