2  I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

3. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

4. You're hotter than donut grease.

5. This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.

6. Wow! Are those real?

7. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

8. Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

9. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.