The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,
'You Can Be THE Man of Your House.'
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
'From now on, you need to know that I am
the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when
I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going
to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to
draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back, towel me dry,
and bring me my robe. Then
you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's
going to dress me and comb
my hair?'
The wife replied, 'The funeral director would be my first guess.'
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