If you can start the day without caffeine, - If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, - If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, - If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it, - If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,...(this is a tough one) - If you can take criticism and blame without resentment, - If you can conquer tension without medical help, - If you can relax without adult beverages, - If you can sleep without the aid of drugs... - - - - - - . .then you are probably The Family Dog! |