Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, 
looking up. 
A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing. 
Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the fook'n height of 
this flagpole, but we don't have a fook'n ladder.' 
The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, 
loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down. 
She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few 
measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches. 
Then, she walked off. 
Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! 
We need the fook'n height and she gives us the fook'n length.