40-ish..................................49.
Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
Athletic................................No breasts.
Average looking.....................Moooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure..................On medication.
Feminist...............................Fat.
Free Spirit.................................Junkie.
Friendship first.......................Former Slut.
New-Age.........................Body hair in the wrong places. 
Old-fashioned........................No Kinky sex 
Open-minded.........................Desperate. 
Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing. 
Professional................. ..........Bitch. 
Voluptuous...........................Very fat. 
Large frame...........................Hugely fat. 
Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.