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Just For Laughs : AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
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From: MSN Nickname§må®t§õftbìõñdè  (Original Message)Sent: 4/10/2008 7:01 PM
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

  1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone
else to hold while you chop.

  2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat
  by using the shower.

  3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and
  bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
Remember to use a timer.

  4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
  you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the
  snooze button.

  5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then
  you will be afraid to cough.

  6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If
  it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move
 and does, use the duct tape.


  **Daily Thought:**
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES.
THEY'RE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
 BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED
DOWN THE STAIRS.


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     re: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES   MSN Nicknameińđės¢ribābły_üNĒĒK™  4/25/2008 11:08 AM