DOG FOR SALE!!!! Even if you don't own a dog at present,
you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.
Read the sales pitch!!!
Dog for sale!

Dog For Sale

* Free to good home.

* Excellent guard dog.

* Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore,
as there are no more thieves, murderers or molesters
left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

* Most of them knew him as 'Holy Crap.'