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A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

Appreciate? Even on days when life has thrown you a curve ball there are things in our lives that we are grateful for.. Come to this thread everyday and look into your life and see what do you really appreciate.. Post One Thing Everday That You Appreciate In Your Life! Remember it doesnt matter how small or big it maybe.. It is what you feel in your heart that matters Background By Mamatwinb~Do Not Remove Credit

Mean Moms"

We had the meanest mother in the whole world! While other
kids ate candy for breakfast, we had to have cereal, eggs,
and toast. When others had a Pepsi and a Twinkie for lunch,
we had to eat sandwiches. And you can guess our mother fixed
us a dinner that was different from what other kids had, too.

Mother insisted on knowing where we were at all times. You'd
think we were convicts in a prison. She had to know who our
friends were, and what we were doing with them. She insisted
that if we said we would be gone for an hour, we would be gone
for an hour or less.

We were ashamed to admit it, but she had the nerve to break
the Child Labor Laws by making us work. We had to wash the
dishes, make the beds, learn to cook, vacuum the floor, do
laundry, and all sorts of cruel jobs. I think she would lie
awake at night thinking of more things for us to do.

She always insisted on us telling the truth the whole truth,
and nothing but the truth. By the time we were teenagers, she
could read our minds. Then, life was really tough! Mother
wouldn't let our friends just honk the horn when they drove
up. They had to come up to the door so she could meet them.
While everyone else could date when they were 12 or 13, we
had to wait until we were 17.

Because of our mother we missed out on lots of things other
kids experienced. None of us have ever been caught
shoplifting, vandalizing other's property or ever arrested
for any crime. It was all her fault. We never got drunk,
took up smoking, stayed out all night, or a million other
things other kids did. Sundays were reserved for church,
and we never missed once. We knew better than to ask to
spend the night with a friend on Saturdays.

Now that we have left home, we are all God-fearing, educated,
honest adults. We are doing our best to be mean parents just
like Mom was. I think that is what's wrong with the world
today. It just doesn't have enough mean mom's anymore.
--Author Unknown

I can't respond to any emails today,

something's crashed on my computer. .

Went to a party Mom...

(read all the way to the bottom and sign your name)

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put " Mommy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mom!"
So I love you and goodbye.

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