Kenny Justice is a douche; as reported by Johnny Askin.
This is Askin for the Annex, and we have late breaking news on the Jon Reed/Kenny Justice confrontation, that wasn't so much of a confrontation as it was a massacre.
"Well, i wouldn't say it was a massacre," Jon Reed commented, "It was more like a cheap shot. I mean, who hits other people with chairs in wrestling? Honestly! I've never seen it before, and you probably haven't, either."
... right. Well it seems that, since Trunks totally denied Kenny Justice's request to be on the pay per view, he decided to become like the wrestling version of Jason Voorhies, attacking poor wrestlers all around the arena in some sick, twisted, wrestling version of Camp Crystal Lake, only without the killing.
"It was horrible," a fan, and mother of two children, said late last night. "I mean, who the heck is Kenny Justice, anyway?"
I think we're all going to know for sure very soon.
"He's a total douche," Jon Reed said. "Totally."
And that's the late breaking report.
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