Welcome to Edition One of Sera Janice's Report. Tonight we will be seated with David Van Dam. The shot swivels the camera to see David Van Dam sitting there on a stool behind this high glass table. Sera has notes in front of her and so they began...

Sera Janice// "Hi David. My name is Sera Janice. I'm a new reporter/interviewer for the W2K bringing the fans the latest news on today's biggest superstars. First of all, I want to welcome you and ask how are you doing tonight?"

David Van Dam// "Hello Miss Janice, it's nice to meet you. I'm alright, a little apphrensive but that comes with the territory."

Sera Janice// "And what territory would that be?"

David Van Dam// "Wrestling for heavyweight titles."

Sera Janice// "Speaking of the Heavyweight Title. At the PPV, Cyberslam, which is just a day away, what are your thoughts going into this match?"

David Van Dam// "Well Miss Janice, I'm nervous, but I'm confident. I know I can beat Kutter Flash at Cyberslam IV. I know I can become W2K Champion. It's just a matter of doing it."

Sera Janice// "Speaking of your oppent, Kutter Flash, it seems that as far as the fans are concerned, Kutter might actually beat you. What are your thoughts on this?"

David Van Dam// "Fans can think what they want. I'm not paid to give a shit what they think. I'm paid to win. So, win is what I'm going to do."

Sera Janice// "Well, you're very confident Mr. Van Dam."

David Van Dam// "Confidence breeds success, Miss Janice."

Sera Janice// "That it does. However, what if things don't end up in your favor? How will you deal with the loss?"

David Van Dam// "I won't lose. Thats not an option.

Sera Janice// "Well certainly, you know there has to be a winner and a loser, but it doesn't seem to phase you that you have this match won. What makes you think you are going to come out on top tomorrow night?"

David Van Dam// "Well do you know who I am, Miss Janice? I'm David Van f***ing Dam.

Sera Janice// "Well, David, surely I know who you are. I mean I did mention your name when I started this interview. But what exactly is your day like when you train for a big match such as this one?"

David Van Dam// "Alot of that I can't talk about, Miss Janice, I don't want to give away too many trade secrets. I do a lot of studying though.

Sera Janice// "That I can understand. Well, David, its been nice getting to catch up with you and knowing your thoughts. I want to ask you two more questions. Do you have anything else you would like to say to Kutter before you match tomorrow and how does it feel to be the first person on my first edition of my report?"

David Van Dam// "Kutter needs to realize that I'm not like anyone else he's ever faced. He also needs to realize that I don't play wrestling, I wrestle. This is what I do. I wrestle big matches on big events. I win big matches. And, well, I guess it feels good. Glad to have popped your cherry."

Sera Janice// "I'm sorry. What did you say about popping my cherry?"

David Van Dam// "Oh, uh. Well, popping your report cherry."

Sera Janice// "Thats what I thought. Anyway, thanks for your time David! We appreciate it."

David Van Dam// "No problem."

Sera Janice// "Well thats all for the first edition of my report. Hope to catch you back here for the second edition, possible featuring Summer Stratus. Goodnight folks."

Sera Janice turns to DVD and shakes his hand as the scene fades to black.