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Conflict came to a horrific end however many years ago it aired, as it does always. What's really funny is that they actually staged some sort of a riot, and acted like it was tha real deal. Y'know, kinda like 9/11. But anyway, these fools that it would be super spectacular to pull off something that was done like two years before it aired. Which maybe in FWA standards, it was probably shot around the same time. So what are some thoughts from people who actually matter (besides Seifer, cuz he's cool)? Well, us over in a fed that's way cool, have Rot to do the talking.

"What the Hell was that shit? I can't believe they actually did a riot. To get ratings? To kill off their fanbase so they can finally close their doors? Oh wait, they're fanbase consists of like twenty people. The president of this 'illustrious' fanbase?"

This guy --->

"Besides, from what I hear, they draw people to their shows by advertising they have 'Gun n Whiskey', 'Miss Universe', 'Child Lovaz', and 'NRA' shows and pageants. When the fans get there the immediately they lock them in, and leak Tear gas through the ventilation systems. So the riot? That crap was just an overused idea that shouldn't be used at all, unless it actually makes sense. Y'know, there's a thing called a 'plot'. Yes, I know it's a weird concept, but pay attention. You see, if the 'plot' was a real person, it would want to get bigger, and build itself. So it would shovel down HGH only to have everything crash down, and soon after that, things would be resolved for plot so that it could die peacefully. But you see, many businesses don't understand the concept of 'plot'. Plot is like Pig Latin to them. Youay aysay lotpay, youay razycay! FWA is just another business that doesn't understand the plot of a good story. Hell, they wouldn't know a good story if Ernest Hemmingway was dancing naked in front of them holding the bible and touching himself in awkward places."

FWA IS REAL TO ME! REALLY BAD! LOL!

"So the riot? It blew worse than the promos the two living thesaurus' put out over there. Where the Hell is JT Kash so he could make that place cool again? Shit, FWA is so gone that not even JT Kash could save it. The only people (me) that could save it would probably just burn it down, and save the effort. Besides, if you want some place really rad to go work, go work for PWT. HAHAH! JUST KIDDING! No, W2K is the place. Besides, Nic ain't that bad once you get past his enormous nose."

BURN!

"So for me, it's W2K. At least I don't have to worry about the business being investigated by the FBI when they do some phony riot. Then when everyone finds out the truth, the douche running the place will just hold up his hands, and say, 'Wasn't me!' You twenty-or so - maybe less should be ashamed of yourselves!"

Hey, at least we got an opinion that matters. But watch FWA's response to this. We can already see WRM or one of the crappy thesaurus' over there saying, "WHO BE ROT? ROFL! HIS NAME LIEK SUCK!" Tools. End.

In regards to the riot heard around MSN -- Confidential caught up with The Prodigal Son to get his thoughts on it. Jake and FWA don't get along due to the fact that it was Jacob Mitchell and Cross that formulated the plan to steal FWA's ring and sell it on eBay -- Which was a great success. In what proves to be totally ridiculous and uncalled for, lets get to Jake's comments!

"I wish Cain got ran over by a SWAT van."

Jake said while he was tying his boots before his main-event match at My Bloody Valentine.

"If Cain was ran over by a SWAT van, do you know how much people would be happy? Well, probably not a lot but the people that cheer Cain and show him support are stupid and should be wiped out anyway. Its not that I think Cain is a bad guy -- I just think he's overrated and doesn't do anything to deserve the hype that he's given. Of course the idiot will make this out as me being "jealous" of him -- But we already went down that road and oh yeah -- I won."

What about the riot?

"Do you know who brought the first memorable riot to this circuit? It wasn't Mercy - It was me. Ask Georgia James, she remembers it. Ask PWT, I'm sure they remember it. It all came when Hunter got jewed out of a win by PWT's Golden Transexual -- I figured since they wouldn't agree on my 50% more payment plan -- I do something that'd annoy them all and start a riot! Sure enough when everything went down, Georgia was mad -- Bobby Johnson was mad and PWT was so mad they banned me from their arena. I liked it a lot!"

Its true, check the archives.

"FWA's riot was alright but mine was awesome because it was thought up by me. And everyone knows an idea thought up by me is worth an easy mil."

YAY, FADE!

So FWA made headlines. With a riot. It's amazing to most people who watch the circuit that all of FWA's big moments were made or involved a W2K Roster member. NED and Terri made FWA. NED and Ace killed FWA when they left. The aforementioned Jake & Cross stealing the FWA ring during the War- and, of course, the riot which involved Ryan Cain. Nice way to piggyback, if you ask me. But you're not asking me, right now, you're asking...

... so? Half those fans in kentucky of Tennesse or whatever marry their cousins.

Jake offscreen: "Didn't you do your sister?"

........ half sister. *Half*. And it was an accident. Can't you people just let it go? You know what, forget this.

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