Its come through the newswire this afternoon that Christian Michaels, the current God of Wrestling, has started a petition today. For what you asked? Taking the place of Con Escobar as number one contender? Nope. This petition turned in by CM is for the return of W2Kola.
Here is what CM had to say:
CM: Hey yo, all I'm saying is that I like W2Kola more than this Power-Whatever crap. So what if it has some kind of kewl commercial? The only reason that W2Kola didn't have any commercials was because I wasn't asked to star in any. I promise you that had I been? Well you'd all be drinking a can of W2Kola right now.
When questioned about comments that W2Kola tastes like warm piss, CM responded:
CM: Dubbya tee eff?! How many of you crazy bastards sit around drinking a tall glass of warm piss? Look I don't care what Patches said in Dodge Ball, that shiz can't be healthy!
We asked CM how many signitures he had already on his petition, but he became annoyed and stormed off.
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